We are pleased to announce that our new vending machine, "Snack-o-matic 3000", has been installed in the break room.
Features include:
- Free bag of "I Told You So" potato chips
- Caffeine-fueled existential crisis simulator
- Mood-enhancing "I'm Not Listening" playlist
Don't forget to try the "I'm With Stupid" soda fountain machine, located just down the hall.
Also, the committee will be meeting on Thursday to discuss the pressing issue of "Why Are We Doing This Again?
For more information, visit our "Meet the Committee" page at /committee-of-conundrums/meet-the-committee.