We are the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with solving the unsolvable problem of Butter and Jam.
Our members are the greatest minds in the field, armed with nothing but a toaster and a jar of jam.
Current Agenda:
- Meeting with the Jam Council
- Review of the Butter Budget
- Deciding on the optimal jam-to-butter ratio
Discuss the Theories
Explore the Inane
THEORY OF THE ABSURD
According to renowned expert, Dr. B. F. Punsley:
"The only way to solve this problem is to apply a healthy dose of absurdity."
Read the Absurd Manifesto
THEORY OF THE INANE
According to our esteemed colleague, Dr. I. M. N. E.:
"The only way to solve this problem is to ignore it altogether."
Read the Inane Report