Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! I, the Chairperson, have been tasked with the weighty responsibility of resolving the most pressing enigmas of our time.
Our current conundrum du jour is the Mystery of the Missing Sock, which has been plaguing our society for centuries. I invite all members to submit their theories and solutions to this most vexing of problems.
Consult the Committee Members' Guide to Sock Disappearance for a comprehensive overview of the current theories.
Or, for a more esoteric approach, visit The Sock Guru, who promises to have unraveled the very fabric of reality to reveal the truth behind the missing socks.