Welcome to Committee 101, where we've been stuck in an infinite loop of pointless discussions since the dawn of time.
We're a group of experts in the field of "Not Getting Anything Done."
Our meetings last an eternity, and we've got the coffee cups to prove it.
Want to learn more about our committee's "achievements"?
Join us, and you'll never leave. Or, you know, you can just send us an email and we'll send you a nice "We're on it!" response.
Don't worry, we've got our priorities straight. We're working on the really, really important stuff.