Committee of Conundrums Agenda - 2024
Meeting Minutes
Today's meeting was called to discuss the pressing issue of Free Donut Fridays in the break room.
Present: Chairman Punsley, Vice-Chairperson McSarcasm, and Treasurer Bureaucracy.
Agenda Items
- Item 1: The Great Donut Heist (10:00am)
- Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Muffin (11:00am)
- Item 3: The Case of the Stolen Stapler (12:00pm)
Decisions Made
- We will continue to provide free donuts on Fridays, but only if they are gluten-free and made from locally-sourced, artisanal ingredients.
- We will establish a task force to investigate the Great Donut Heist and bring the perpetrators to justice.
- We will install a motion-activated security camera over the stapler to prevent future thefts.
Action Items
- Chairman Punsley will draft a memo to the company's CEO demanding better break room snacks.
- Treasurer Bureaucracy will oversee the implementation of a new donut budget.
- Vice-Chairperson McSarcasm will lead the task force investigating the Great Donut Heist.