Towel Robot 3000
Our team of expert conundrum-solvers has designed and built the ultimate solution to all your dry, absorbent problems.
Our team of expert conundrum solvers is proud to present the Trusty Towel Robot 3000: the ultimate solution to all your dry, absorbent problems!
• Sudden, unannounced bursts of steam
• A state-of-the-art, high-velocity absorbency system
• A built-in coffee dispenser, stocked with only the finest, most mediocre coffee beans
• A team of expertly trained conundrum-solvers on standby, ready to tackle your toughest enigmas
• Powered by a state-of-the-art, highly-reliable, totally-not-made-of-spaghetti-ducts engine
• Equipped with a 100% cotton, 100% absorbent, totally-not-see-through towel
• Compatible with all standard, non-standard, and occasionally-questionable conundrums
• Weighs approximately 300 pounds, plus or minus 50% due to fluctuating conundrum levels
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Our team of expert conundrum-solvers has designed and built the ultimate solution to all your dry, absorbent problems.