We have finally reached the climax of our plan to save the world! After months of deliberation, we have narrowed down our options to three options.
- Option A: Build a giant, flamingo-pink-colored, disco-ball-shaped spaceship that will orbit the Earth and reflect all the world's negativity back at itself, creating a paradox that will cancel out all evil.
- Option B: Construct a network of giant, inflatable, rainbow-colored hamster balls that will crisscross the globe, providing a global game of cosmic tag that will distract the world's villains and allow us to sneak up behind them and steal their snacks.
- Option C: Dig a massive, spiral-shaped tunnel system that will connect the world's major cities and allow us to move at the speed of thought, outsmarting our enemies and saving the day.