By Order of the Chairperson of the Committee of Conundrums:
• The committee meeting scheduled for next Thursday has been CANCELED due to unforeseen circumstances involving a runaway committee-issued hoverbike.
We regret any inconvenience this may cause and apologize for the lack of minimalist design aesthetic in our announcements.
• The committee has been forced to purchase a new stapler due to the old one being "mysteriously" stapled shut.
Please report any further conundrums to Report a Conundrum.
Stay conundrums-free, Committee members!
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