Committee of Conundrums: Antics 1

Minutes of the Meeting

We met to discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper stapler placement. It was a real brain-twister.

Present were:

Chairperson, Bob "The Brain" Bratwurst

Secretary, Jane "The Jester" Jambalaya

Treasurer, Mike "The Numbers Man" Numbersworthy

And special guest, the enigmatic "Lunch Lady" Lavinia Limescale

Decisions made:

• Resolution 1: The stapler shall be placed 3.5 inches from the left edge of the table.
• Resolution 2: The meaning of life shall be determined by a committee of highly qualified experts.
• Resolution 3: The Lunch Lady shall provide free beignets for all future meetings.
• Resolution 4: The enigmatic Lunch Lady shall not be trusted with anything.

Next Meeting:

Committee of Conundrums: Antics 2 - 3 weeks from now, at 10am sharp.