It is hereby decreed that all committee members are required to attend a meeting at 9:00 AM sharp on Fridays. Failure to comply will result in a severe penalty, including but not limited to: loss of privileges.
Further, it is decreed that all donuts in the break room must be inventoried on a weekly basis. Failure to do so shall result in the implementation of a Donut Karmic System.
The committee is also required to establish a Donut Acquisition Committee (DAC) to oversee the procurement of donuts for all members. The DAC shall consist of five members, each with their own unique donut-themed title.