Minutes of the 2024-04-08 Meeting

Resolution 1: The Great Sock Puppet Conundrum

We, the undersigned members, have reached a consensus to ban all sock puppets from the conference room. This is due to the recent incidents involving "Seymour," the errant sock puppet.

A motion to reinstate "Seymour" was voted down by a margin of 5-1.

View Supplemental Hearing on Seymour Supplemental Hearing on Seymour

Resolution 2: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

The committee has decided to investigate the disappearance of the donuts from the break room. A special task force has been formed to tackle this issue.

The task force is led by chairperson, Jane Smith.

View Task Force Report on Donuts Task Force Report on Donuts

Resolution 3: The Inconvenience of the New Printer

Due to the frequent jamming of the new printer, a motion to return the old printer has been tabled.

The committee has voted to table the motion 3-2.

View Printer Replacement Discussion Printer Replacement Discussion