According to our groundbreaking research, the snack hierarchy in the break room is as follows:
As we ponder the nature of the snack, we find ourselves entangled in the snack paradox:
We propose a new theoretical framework: Snack-entialism. It's a philosophical and sociological theory that attempts to explain the intricate relationships between the snack, the snacker, and the break room.
According to Snack-entialism, the snack is not just a thing, but a symbol of our collective desires and anxieties. It is the manifestation of our hopes and fears, our joys and sorrows.
We present to you our extensive case studies, featuring:
We hope that this research project has shed new light on the mysterious world of the break room snack culture. Remember, the snack is not just a snack, but a reflection of our collective humanity.