Break Room Snack Rituals
As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, it is your duty to participate in the sacred tradition of snack procurement and consumption in the break room.
When requesting a snack, please follow the ancient rituals of the Committee:
Step 1: Make eye contact with the Snack Coordinator
Lock eyes with the designated Snack Coordinator (usually Bob) and await approval of your snack request.
Step 2: Select a Snack from the Sacred Menu
Peruse the sacred snack options and select one worthy of the gods.
Step 3: Engage in the Ancient Snack Consumption Ritual
Partake in the snack, savoring the flavors and textures, while maintaining a sense of decorum and respect for the Committee's tradition.
Remember, the Committee of Conundrums is always watching. Don't be the one who breaks the snack chain!