Decisions, Decisions, Decisions... and More Decisions

Today's agenda: deciding on the meaning of life.

Subcommittees: Subroutine Review, Undercommittee of Underwhelmed Members (not that we're underwhelmed, mind you)

Notable Decisions:

• Should we take a 3-hour break for snacks?
• Is it a good idea to reorganize the conference table by alphabetical order of chairperson's names?
• Who ate the last cookie from the break room?

Next meeting: Wednesday, 3:14 PM, in the Conference Room of Despair.