Committee Meeting Antics: Item 1 - The Plot to Inherit the World

Minutes from the Meeting

Attendees: Chairman, Vice-Chairman, Secretary, and 2 members of the committee

Objective: Discuss and finalize the plans for global domination

Key Points:

Item 1: Acquire 100% of the world's supply of cat videos
Item 2: Construct a network of laser-powered, giant hamster wheels to control the world's population
Item 3: Develop a mind-control serum using only the most powerful AI algorithms
Item 4: Establish an autonomous, self-replicating robotic army

Motions and Votes:

Item 1: 4 for, 0 against

Item 2: 2 for, 1 against, 1 abstain

Item 3: 3 for, 1 against

Item 4: 5 for, 0 against

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, but with more snacks