Committee of Conundrums | Item 3: The Great Sock Puppet Debate

The Great Sock Puppet Debate: A Committee of Conundrums

It was supposed to be a meeting about the budget, but things quickly took a turn for the absurd. Our committee members were divided on the issue of sock puppets.

Chairman Smith: "I say we ban all sock puppets from the office. They're a distraction and a menace."

Member Johnson: "But think of the children! Sock puppets bring joy and laughter to our lives."

Member Rodriguez: "I propose we use sock puppets as a form of torture for the IT department. They've been driving us crazy for weeks."

Read on to see how the meeting descends into chaos.

And find out what happens when the fire alarm goes off.

A rebuttal from the sock puppet union.

Torture device designs inspired by our committee's creativity.

The Sock Puppet Union's Agenda for a Better Tomorrow.

The Minutes of the meeting where sanity went out the window.

This meeting was brought to you by the Committee of Conundrums. Because, apparently, we needed a new thing to do.