Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums - Steve Says Nothing

Action 1: Donut Acquisition

Steve: "We must acquire more donuts."

Bob: "But Steve, we already have 17 donuts."

Steve: "I don't want to see any more donut-shaped holes in the budget."

Action 2: Meeting Location Change

Jim: "We should move our meetings to the park."

Steve: "But Jim, the park is too sunny."

Jane: "Steve, you're always saying that. Can't you just, like, get some shades?"

Action 3: Unimportant Matter Discussion

Bob: "I have a question about the color of the walls."

Steve: "It's beige, Bob. It's always been beige."