MOTION 12-2: "The Chairperson's Hairdo Conundrum"

The Committee of Confusion has reached a deadlock on Motion 12-2. The Chairperson's hairdo has been deemed too ostentatious and a distraction from the task at hand.

Discussion has centered around whether the Chairperson's bougainvillea-adorned pompadour constitutes a breach of Section 4, Subsection 7, Paragraph 3, which states "all members shall maintain a hairstyle that is neither too flashy nor too distracting".

Some members have argued that the Chairperson's hairdo is a "work of art" and should be celebrated, while others have claimed it is an "aesthetic affront" that disrupts the committee's focus.

As the debate rages on, the Chairperson has announced that they will be wearing the same hairstyle for the remainder of the meeting as a form of protest.

• Sub-Memo 1: "The Chairperson's Hairdo is a Crime Against Humanity"
• Sub-Memo 2: "The Chairperson's Hairdo is a Masterpiece of Modern Art"
• Sub-Memo 3: "The Chairperson's Hairdo is a National Embarrassment"