We, the Subcommittee of Subroutines, are the real deciders. We decide, we deliberate, we dither, and we delay. Our meetings are a wonder to behold, full of intrigue and backstabbing.
Our subcommittee is divided into three teams: the Team of the Totally Uncoordinated, the Team of the Utterly Confused, and the Team of the Utterly Confused, but with a few minutes of coffee.
Meet our members:
- Chairperson, Bob "The Clogger" McSnarl
- Secretary, Carol "The Clarion" Clarifier
- Member, Dave "The Ditherer" Ditherington
Join us for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the intricacies of doing nothing for two hours straight.