Steve the Sceptic is having a crisis of faith. He's questioning the very existence of the temperature scale.
Is it even 1 degree of difference between 'mildly lukewarm' and 'slightly warm'? he asks.
We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, are here to help him find the answers.
Next Meeting: The Committee will reconvene to discuss Steve's existential crisis. All members welcome.