Sue the Scientist
Dr. Emily Fizzypop, renowned physicist and temperature enthusiast, has been sued by the committee for her alleged involvement in a series of increasingly ridiculous temperature-related shenanigans.
The lawsuit claims that Dr. Fizzypop's research on "Theoretical Temperature Dynamics" was actually a front for her true intention: making the world's coffee machines dispense only ice cream.
The committee demands that Dr. Fizzypop return all of the world's stolen ice cream and pay a fine of 1000 dollars per degree of deviation from the standard temperature scale.