Temperature Standoff Minutes of Chaos

Present: Chairman, Vice Chairman, Members of the Committee of Conundrums

Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM. Chairman attempts to start meeting, but is interrupted by Vice-Chairman, who is wearing a "I'd rather be anywhere else" t-shirt.

Discussion of the day's agenda: "Should we take a 5-minute break to grab some coffee?"

Vice-Chairman: "I'm against it. Who needs coffee when you have existential dread?"

Chairman: "But think of the productivity! We can't function without our morning caffeine fix!"

Member 1: "I'm not sure I can function with or without it, but I'll try."

Member 2: "I function best when I'm not here, so let's just go home."

Member 3: "I function on a strict diet of rage and disappointment, so this is just another day."

Meeting descends into chaos as members argue over the merits of coffee vs. existential dread.

Meeting adjourned at 9:05 AM, with no decision made.

Adjourned to: Adjourned to Adjournment