Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Minutes for 2024-05-15

Present: Chairperson B. Fudd, Members: J. Random, K. P. Nutt, M. E. Ssion, and C. R. Tist

The meeting was called to order at 14:30, with 3 members present. Chairperson Fudd took a few minutes to get the meeting started due to an unexpected bout of existential dread.

Item 1: Discussing the finer points of nothing in particular. Motion made by Member K. P. Nutt to table this topic due to lack of interest. Seconded by Member M. E. Ssion. Carried.

Item 2: The importance of procrastination as a legitimate hobby. Member J. Random waxed poetic about the merits of binge-watching cat videos. Member C. R. Tist countered with the benefits of playing video games all day. Chairperson Fudd intervened with a stern warning about productivity.

Action items:

• Member M. E. Ssion to research the optimal coffee-to-water ratio for maximum productivity.
• Member J. Random to create a committee-wide spreadsheet to track hours spent watching cat videos.
• Chairperson Fudd to schedule a meeting to discuss the meeting.

Adjourned at 15:45 with a general sense of apathy.