Agenda for the Inept and the Insignificant

Meeting Minutes

Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life

Item 2: Decide on the best way to spend our allocated budget of $100

Item 3: Debate the merits of pineapple pizza

Subcommittee Reports

Subcommittee A: The Search for the Holy Grail

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Important Decisions

Resolution 1: We will decide on the best way to decide

Resolution 2: We will not decide on anything else today

Resolution 3: Read the fine print

Tentative Schedule

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Breathe and stare at the agenda

10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Eat stale cookies and discuss

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