Our esteemed Chair of Confusion, Bertrand P. Fuzzypants, Esq., is a master of the art of making things more complicated. With a Ph.D. in Procrastination and a black belt in Byzantine bureaucracy, he has been leading our committee down a never-ending path of confusion and frustration.
Congratulations, Chairperson Fuzzypants has managed to make even the most simple decisions into a Byzantine web of intrigue, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
Some of our notable accomplishments under the Chair of Confusion include:
Stay tuned for more updates on the Committee of Conundrums, and don't get lost in the Chair of Confusion!