This individual is a master of chaos and a virtuoso of catastrophe. Their expertise in disaster is rivaled only by their talent for making a mess wherever they go.

Their areas of expertise include:

• Disaster recovery (just kidding)
• Catastrophic planning
• Chaos theory
• Mismanagement

The Chief of Disaster is a proud member of the Committee of Conundrums, where they serve on the subcommittee for Unforeseen Consequences.