Edward Grace, King of Distracts: Book Signing Event
Welcome to the most epic book signing event of the century! Join us as Edward Grace, the King of Distracts, signs his latest masterpiece: "The Art of Procrastination: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing."
Don't miss out on the opportunity to meet the man who has mastered the art of doing nothing, and learn the secrets of how to turn any task into an infinite loop of cat videos and fantasy sports.
Event Details:
Time: Whenever
Location: The local coffee shop, 1 block down the street from here
Admission: Free, but only if you bring a snack to share with the rest of the attendees, who will be sleeping on the couch
Event Host: The infamous Committee of Conundrums, the greatest procrastinators the world has ever known
Get your copy of "The Art of Procrastination" signed by the King himself! (Just don't expect it to change your life, or even make a dent in the universe.)