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The Chairman's magnum opus, a 5000-word treatise on the virtues of putting off till tomorrow what you can do today.
A scathing expose on the theft of the committee's donut budget, with evidence pointing to the Chairman's suspiciously full waistline.
A 300-page document containing 200 pages of fluff and 100 pages of actual content, a true masterpiece of committee doublespeak.