html Committee of Conundrums: Past Contributions

Past Contributions of the Esteemed Members of the Committee of Conundrums

Chairman Bumbles McSnookum (2018-2022)

Resolution on the Importance of Procrastination

The Chairman's magnum opus, a 5000-word treatise on the virtues of putting off till tomorrow what you can do today.

The Great Donut Heist of 2019

A scathing expose on the theft of the committee's donut budget, with evidence pointing to the Chairman's suspiciously full waistline.

Vice-Chairperson Wobblebottom (2015-2018)

The Wobblebottom Waffle Report

A 300-page document containing 200 pages of fluff and 100 pages of actual content, a true masterpiece of committee doublespeak.

Secret Meetings Controversies