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Alice Johnson's Puns

Alice Johnson: The Pun Queen

Where there's a pun, she's the one to be found.

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Some of our favorites include:

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Awards and Accolades

Alice Johnson's Puns have been awarded numerous accolades for their excellence.

Including:

The Golden Pun-derby
The Punderful Puns Award
The Pun-derful Punder Award

See Alice's Pun Credentials for more!