Associate Dean of the Delays Department

Current Initiatives:

• Project "Eternal Deadline": A 5-year plan to deliver a 5-minute presentation.
• "The Infinite Loop": A study on why the copier always jams on Thursdays.
• "The Committee's Guide to Creative Excuses": A 300-page tome on how to turn "I'm on a deadline" into an art form.

Meet the Associate Dean:

Meet Jane, our esteemed Associate Dean of the Delays Department. Her motto? "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."