As the Associate Dean of the Delays Department, we're dedicated to finding new and innovative ways to put off tasks, meetings, and deadlines. Our current initiatives include:
As the Associate Dean of the Delays Department, we're dedicated to finding new and innovative ways to put off tasks, meetings, and deadlines. Our current initiatives include:
Join us for our annual "Meet at 6pm, Leave at 7pm" event, where we'll be celebrating the art of delay-making in all its forms! Refreshments will be provided, but don't worry, they'll be delayed.
6:00 PM, 3 days from now (or whenever)
Our Secret Delaying Facility, located behind the waterfall in the basement of the main building
Anyone interested in delaying things
Anything with pockets, for storing your delays
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