John is the committee member who shows up late to meetings, but always has a good excuse. His excuses are so good, in fact, that he's been known to convince even the most skeptical of committee members to let him off the hook.
When not attending meetings, John can be found in his laboratory, frantically working on his latest invention: a machine that turns thoughts into actual, physical things. It's still in the beta phase, but we're told it's going to change everything.
For more information about John's latest projects, click here.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to read about the time John showed up three minutes late to the committee meeting that started three years ago.
John's latest invention, the Thought-Into-Thing-Maker (TITM) is a marvel of modern science. It's still a bit finicky, but we're told it's going to revolutionize the way we think about thinking.
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