Chairman of the Committee of Conundrums and Lord Highness of Mumbling Meetings.
Known for his ability to turn even the most straightforward decisions into Byzantine bureaucratic exercises, Dean Jones has been accused of single-handedly keeping the world's coffee machines in business.
His motto: "If it takes 10 minutes to make a decision, it's not a decision, it's a process."
Meet Bernice, The Bureaucratic for more on the inner workings of the Committee of Conundrums.