The Perils of Aiming for Where the Wind Doesn't Blow

A paper presented at the 2023 International Conference on Incongruous Decision Making

Abstract: In an effort to optimize productivity, our committee has taken an unorthodox approach: we've chosen to build our new office building directly into a hurricane-prone area. Our results are mixed.

Keywords: The Perils of Not Aiming for Where the Wind Doesn't Blow, The Velocity of Vacuity, The Ethics of Building on a Landfill

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