We at the Department of Deadly Delays are proud to offer this comprehensive guide to doing as little as possible. Our research center is dedicated to studying the art of doing nothing, and we're confident that our findings will change the world.

Here's a brief overview of our research projects:

• The Joy of Procrastination
• Doing the Bare Minimum
• The Art of Putting It Off Till Tomorrow

We're always looking for new ways to do nothing, so please contribute to our research and help us advance the field of doing nothing.

Or, if you'd rather not contribute, you can always contact us and ask us to do it for you.