Welcome to the Doing Nothing Research Center, where we've been working on this report for years. We're almost done... just a few more minutes... or decades.
Our research has led us to develop several groundbreaking techniques for doing nothing.
Our team spent 37 hours studying the art of staring at walls, floors, and ceilings. We've made a breakthrough! It turns out that staring is 99% effective in achieving maximum nothingness.
Read our in-depth study on the Staring-at-the-Wall StudyWe've discovered that watching an entire season of cat videos in one sitting is a surefire way to achieve maximum productivity... of doing nothing.
Learn more about our research on the Power of Binge-WatchingOur research team has found that playing video games can be a highly effective way to achieve a state of nothingness. We're not saying it's not work, we're just saying it's not real work.
See our report on Video Games as a Productivity ToolWe're proud to say that our research has been funded by the National Institute of Doing Nothing (NIDN). We're grateful for their support and look forward to publishing our results in the Journal of Doing Nothing Studies (JDNS).
Learn more about our team members and their credentials Browse our publications and citations