We are a committee of highly specialized procrastinators, dedicated to the study and documentation of breathtakingly slow processes and their effects on productivity and sanity.
Our research has been published in numerous prestigious journals, including Conundrums Quarterly and Conundrums Monthly.
Join us in our mission to understand, analyze, and document the intricacies of delay, inefficiency, and general slowness!
Or, you know, just take the elevator, it's not like it's going to take 5 minutes to get you there or anything