Research Projects

Department of Deadlily Delays

We are a committee of highly specialized procrastinators, dedicated to the study and documentation of breathtakingly slow processes and their effects on productivity and sanity.

Current Projects:

Project: MCFadden's Maze Navigation - A study on the optimal path to take in a crowded office building

Project: DOT's Delayed Response Times - A research on the art of responding to emails in under an hour

Project: The Chronicler - A database of all things delayed and overdue

Our research has been published in numerous prestigious journals, including Conundrums Quarterly and Conundrums Monthly.

Join us in our mission to understand, analyze, and document the intricacies of delay, inefficiency, and general slowness!

Or, you know, just take the elevator, it's not like it's going to take 5 minutes to get you there or anything

See our committee members