Lost and Found Again: The Committee of Conundrums

Department of Deadly Delays Research Projects

Project: Chrono-Disruptor

Developed by the esteemed Dean of the Department of Deadly Delays, this project aims to create a temporal anomaly generator that causes localized time dilation, making meetings last an eternity.

Current Status: In Progress, but delayed indefinitely.

Learn more about the committee's antics.

Project: Sudden-Action-Initiator

Conceived by the Chief Paperclipper, this project seeks to create an AI that can initiate sudden, unexplained actions in unsuspecting office drones.

Current Status: In Development, with frequent rebooting required.

Witness the Paperclipper's revenge.

Project: Cerebral-Disruptor

Developed in secret by the enigmatic Agent Unknown-1, this project aims to create a neural network that can induce spontaneous, unexplained mood swings in its users.

Current Status: Top-Secret, but rumored to be on the brink of collapse.

Uncover more about the Agent's true intentions.