Developed by the esteemed Dean of the Department of Deadly Delays, this project aims to create a temporal anomaly generator that causes localized time dilation, making meetings last an eternity.
Current Status: In Progress, but delayed indefinitely.
Learn more about the committee's antics.Conceived by the Chief Paperclipper, this project seeks to create an AI that can initiate sudden, unexplained actions in unsuspecting office drones.
Current Status: In Development, with frequent rebooting required.
Witness the Paperclipper's revenge.Developed in secret by the enigmatic Agent Unknown-1, this project aims to create a neural network that can induce spontaneous, unexplained mood swings in its users.
Current Status: Top-Secret, but rumored to be on the brink of collapse.
Uncover more about the Agent's true intentions.