Welcome, noble members of the Committee of Conundrums! I, the Duke of Dramatic Irony, am delighted to serve as Chairperson of this esteemed panel.
We are the keepers of the Conundrums, the sultans of Sophisms, and the lords of Lyrical Larceny. Our meetings are a symphony of wit and whimsy, a maelstrom of mirth and muddle.
Stay tuned for more updates, or, rather, stay confused.
Best regards,
The Duke of Dramatic Irony