Welcome, members of the illustrious Committee of Conundrums! I, Emily Chien, am delighted to share with you the results of my groundbreaking research in Conundrums of Unusual Conundrrium.
My research focuses on the aerodynamics of Conundrums, specifically the aerodynamic effects of conundrum shape on conundrum velocity. My findings suggest that conundrums with sharp edges travel faster, but conundrums with rounded edges get lost in the wind.
I'd like to thank my research assistant, a team of highly trained conundrum-carrying squirrels, for their invaluable assistance. Their ability to carry conundrums of various shapes and sizes was instrumental in my study.
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