After months of investigation, our team of expert cheese consultants has finally cracked the case of the missing cheddar!
It turns out that our resident genius, Professor Pecorino, has a secret passion for 80s pop music and a penchant for hiding in the janitor's closet.
Professor Pecorino's love of Wham! and Whoopee Cushioning was the key to solving this case!
A special thanks to our team of experts and the janitor who was kind enough to share their closet with Professor Pecorino.
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