Member since: Nevermind, we won't bother with that
Specialty: Procrastination, napping, and existential dread
Interests: Puzzles, enigmas, and unsolved mysteries
Quoted saying: "I'd rather be lost in the labyrinth of my own thoughts than find my way out."
Next meeting: Who knows? Maybe in a cave somewhere.
Related subcommittee: Bob Smirck Membership