Jane Doe, Philosopher

Jane Doe is a renowned philosopher, known for her unorthodox approach to existentialism. She's been seen sipping espresso in Parisian cafes, muttering to herself, and scribbling on chalkboards.

Her magnum opus, "The Futility of Fjords," is a scathing critique of the human condition, but mostly just a bunch of words written on a piece of cardboard.

For more on Jane's thoughts on the meaninglessness of life, see: