Official Apology Page 2: Kevin's Second Chances Are Not Included
We at the Committee of Conundrums would like to extend our sincerest apologies to Kevin for his recent actions. As you may recall, Kevin's first apology was not enough, and we have since been forced to create this second apology page.
- For his part in the Great Donut Heist of 2023
- For his failure to properly fill out his TPS reports
- For his role in the mysterious disappearance of our office coffee machine
As a reminder, Kevin's apology includes:
- One free lunch at the nearest food truck
- A 20% discount on all committee meetings attended
- A personalized "I'm Sorry" trophy
We hope this second chance will be enough to redeem Kevin's reputation. If not, we may have to create Apology Page 3.