Procrastination Kevin: The Reluctant Member
Kevin is a valued member of the Committee of Conundrums, despite his notorious inability to attend meetings. His excuse for missing the last 17 meetings has been "I was busy doing important research on the feasibility of cat videos as a viable career path."
When Kevin does deign to show up, he usually has a clever reason why the committee's work can be put off for another day.
Some notable quotes from Kevin include:
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."
- "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a break from procrastination."
- "I'm not missing the meeting, I'm attending an emergency meeting of my favorite video game marathon."
You can contact Kevin at kevin@committee-of-conundrums.com for more information.