Dear valued committee members, I, Procrastination Kevin, am deeply sorry for my lack of productivity and punctuality.
As you are aware, I have been avoiding my responsibilities for quite some time now, and I take full responsibility for the chaos that has ensued.
However, I have taken some time to reflect on my actions, and I've come up with a plan to make amends and get back on track.
Firstly, I will be attending the next meeting of the Committee of Conundrums, and I will make sure to arrive on time, not just for the free coffee.
I will also be working on completing all outstanding tasks, and I will make sure to not get sidetracked by cat videos.
Thank you for your understanding, and I look forward to making a positive contribution to our committee in the future.
Best regards, Procrastination Kevin
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