Ranting Rambler's Rant-o-Matic 3000, Model 3

Wherein lies the soul of this esteemed member of our illustrious committee, Rose the Ranting Rambler? It is a tale of woe, of frustration, of bureaucratic red tape!

Excerpts from the Rant:

"Ugh, have you seen the forms we have to fill out? The Byzantine hieroglyphics, the obtuse legalese, the actual legalese?"

"Why, oh why, must we, the committee members, be burdened with such petty, soul-sucking minutiae? Can't we just, you know, ramble on our merry way?"

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