Welcome to the Paradox of Indecision, where the Committee of Conundrums has reached a critical impasse. It appears that the esteemed members of this esteemed body have become trapped in a never-ending cycle of deliberation, unable to reach a conclusion on even the most trivial matters.
As the Secretary of Conundrums attempts to mediate the discussion, the room is filled with an cacophony of conflicting opinions, each member more convinced than the last that their own perspective is the correct one. It's a true marvel of modern democracy in action.