Zen Master Zingpocket's Committee of Conundrums

Committee Members:

• Grand Admiral Grumblepants - Expert in all things grumpy
• Balthazar McSnazz - Master of the obscure and the bewildering
• Zen Master Zingpocket III - The man who started it all

Our committee meets irregularly whenever the mood strikes us.

Our mission:

• To confuse the general public with complex problems
• To create an endless supply of paradoxes and enigmas
• To ponder the meaning of life, the universe, and everything

Join us:

• Send us an email with your most baffling conundrum
• Meet us at the old windmill on Wednesday at precisely 3:14 AM
• Try to find us, we're always hiding behind the dumpster

Follow us:

• Committee Tweetings - Our official Twitter feed
• Committee Ingrams - Our Instagram account

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