Agenda Item 3: The Great Sock Puppet Debate

Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums, January 15th 2024

Item 3: The Great Sock Puppet Debate

Chairperson: Boris McSnazz

Present: Members of the Committee

Summary:

Member 1: "I propose we make all sock puppets wear matching outfits to increase team synergy!"
Member 2: "But what about individuality? The horror! The travesty! The—"
Chairperson McSnazz: "Order in the chamber! No one said anything about individuality!"

Motion passed with 5-2-2 abstentions.

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Adjourned at 14:00.

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